EcoZap 4000

Are you ready to save the planet and defend yourself, all with one powerful gadget? Introducing the EcoZap 4000—the eco-friendly, multi-functional, legally-possessible-but-illegal-to-carry wonder tool that’s perfect for deterring coyotes, nosy neighbors, and that mysterious bump in the night!

The EcoZap 4000 is not just your average flashlight—oh no! This baby is equipped with three electrifying modes: Illuminate, Thwack, and Zap! Whether you’re lighting up the night, warding off unwanted critters, or just feeling the need to go green, this all-in-one flashlight baton taser has got you covered.

Why go electric? Because it’s 2024, and we’re all about saving the Earth! With the EcoZap 4000, you can zap those coyotes and save the planet at the same time. It’s a win-win!

Legal Disclaimer: It’s totally legal to own this magnificent piece of tech, but carrying it around? That’s a no-go. But hey, it’s the perfect conversation starter for your next home security chat—or your next “What’s that in your bag?” moment.

Get the EcoZap 4000 today and electrify your life (and your enemies) the green way! 🌎⚡